Apparently I’m Smarter than you…

Unless you’re officially a genius…

Unless you’re in the top 0.5% of the population for intelligence…

Unless you have an IQ in excess of 150, then I’m smarter than you…

…And yet…

Why is that you’re probably happier, better adjusted, had better relationships with women, more confident, a better driver, more skilful lover, go to more parties, have more brews, screw more random people, dress better, embarrass yourself less, trip over much less, are less likely to spill coffee, tea, lunch, dinner, crunchola all over yourself than I am.

My physiologist told me yesterday that I have an IQ of 149. Apparently I have extremely high cognitive function but tragically the only insight that cognitive function grants me is that maybe that cognitive function is not really worth all that much.

Maybe if I was smarter…

Or dumber…

Omnipotence or ignorance seem to be the only sure fire roads to happiness.